MISS WORLD toilet

continueing my china-world tour, via Xi'an i am now since Saturday in JuiZhaiGou national park. THE natural habitat park of china. it is absolutely beautiful, see pictures here , or some of mine picture i will post these days.
attending a eco-tourism conference and advising on better toilet solutions, we are accomodated in HolidayInn Paradise village. pretty unique style , too. we wondered if the red banner over the door meant us: 'warmly welcome beauties worldwide' but then we saw the answer: 52 ladies, dressed in highheels and short skirts in outside temperatures of 10 degrees. Its the MISS BEAUTY CONTEST, showing off here. I asked them if there is also a MISS beauty Germany, but there isnt. so i spontaniously suggested if i can take that position. the ladies, maybe 20 cm taller then me, checked me from bottom-to-top and from top-to-bottom. Imagine their look: like the princess in the FrogKing fairytale, or maybe if i asked them to read a book!
damn, and this with my new haircut!
but i decided i can go for MISS WORLD Toilet. thats easy & and more fun! and i dont have to wear huuuge sunglasses for dinner.....